My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from?
The Memory Staff, and the rumor thereof!
Once you flip open and take a peek at one of the archives’ books, it’ll be time for the Memory Staff to swoop in and go to work!
They’ll tap its text into your head with their typewriter arms, rewriting your memories with a 'clickety-clack!’
And if your head gets too full, and your own memories spill out, they’ll suck up the excess with their adorable lil’ lips! It’s a rumor that ALL the people in Sakae Ward are talking about.
Have you heard? Has anyone told you? The Rumor of the Memory Staff! Its duty is to find anyone who reads books from the archive. If it catches you opening any of them. it will hit you in the head with its typewriter arms and rewrite your memory! People in Sakae Ward are saying if you're overflowing with memories, it'll suck them out with its cute lips. Click-Clack-Click-Clack-Ding!