My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from?
The Misery Owls, and the rumor thereof!
When you’re all tired out and your throat’s desert-dry, voila! What’s this? An oh-so-appreciated free water stand!
But it could stand to have some free warning signs. It’s just a Misery Owl illusion, doling out bad luck to all passersby!
And these owls even offer perfect follow-up care: a countdown to misfortune with an unfading, feathered smile!
It’s a rumor that ALL the students in Sankyou Ward are talking about.
Buzz off! What a PAIN!!
Have you heard? Has anyone told you? The Rumor of the Misery Owl. When you're tired and thirsty, a water station appears right in front of you! But beware! It's an illusion created by the Misery Owl that wants to make everyone absolutely miserable! But the students in Sankyo Ward are saying it also offers follow-up alerts! The Misery Owl is happy to let you know how much time you have left before calamity strikes! What a convenient service!