My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from?
The Misery Rhyton, and the rumor thereof!
Sankyouin Academy, gifted in both studies and sports! Why, you ask, do so many students ace their college entry exams? The answer: a HUGE drinking horn lurking deep underground!
It sucks up all those college hopefuls’ bad luck– no accidents, stomachaches, or even sweaty palms!
But don’t look now, ‘cause the cup runneth over!
With the bad luck all sloshing and spilling over the side, the drinking horn decided to share it around! It’s a rumor that ALL the students in Sankyou Ward are talking about.
Ohmygod! What a DISASTER!
Have you heard? Has anyone told you? The Rumor of the Misery Rhyton. Students from Sankyoin Academy are known for excelling in sports studies. The secret lies on a large cup hidden underground! You can pour in any kind of misery, like accidents, stress, or even stomachaches! But beware, the cup is already full! The students in Sankyo Ward are saying the misery has started to overflow, so the cup decided to give back all that misery! What a disaster!