"Woah! Woah! Those are so cute~! Awesome! Very awesome! Like so awesome I hyper want 'em! These shoes, what I'm telling you is I want them on my feet! For real! ......So like~, think you could make the price a little bit cuter, too?"
Ooooooh! Like, I'm freaking out, these shoes are so cute! Can you believe this!? They're totes perfect! I gotta have 'em! I'm saying I have to have them on my feet like, right this second. For sure. ...One thing, though, like, the price? Totally not cute enough. Fix it for me?